Mr.Z jokes

Until now I still cannot forget the jokes from my english lecturer. This is how it goes.

Sir: A good friend. How can we say that a good friend is a good friend? You.. in the green. Do you have a good friend?

Green boy: Yes. I do.

Sir: Is it a he or a she?

Green boy: Its a he

Sir: Is he is in this class?

Greenboy: Yes. He is my good friend (pointing to a boy sitting next to him)

Sir: Oh..I see, he's the one. Why did u say that he is a good friend.

Greenboy: Coz he cares about my studies and we always do discussion.

Sir: Oh, that's romantic. Anything more that u wanna add about him?

Greenboy: No more.

Sir: You see.. There should be 10 reasons to approved that a good friend is a good friend. You just cannot simply say that he is your good friend bcoz he cares bout ur study. There must be 10 reasons to support the caring values. Yes, he may be a good friend in front of you. But, at your back, he's been stealing ur money and wearing ur underwears.

All student: *speechless*

So sad....

Digital class is so noisy!
So, i cannot decode the message from the lecturer and i am being just exactly like a zombie who is pretending to decode the information while I am actually struggling even to understand it! (Taking some oxygen from the air that is not safe and full with viruses coz ppl who got quarantined suspected for h1n1 is in front of my house!)

Why is it so noisy???
1st.. coz the class have toooooooo many students that have no respect for their lecturers and friends who is trying their best to learn something.
2nd.. the lecturer is too nice that she dun even care her pupils is making some noises.

Why they have no respect?
Coz they are the diploma's student and they have learned the basic for this subject and they're acting pro and trying to find the lecturer mistakes and and and and...no end!...

h1n1

Its here in UNIMAP!!!

Beware!!

Class canceled, meeting with the dean had been postponed to some other time.

I heard that 3 of my classmates had been quarantine. Hope it's not h1n1 and just a normal flu.. Pray for them.



How to prevent H1N1?

-wash ur hands

-go for a medical check up

-seek for a doctor if you are not feeling healthy.

yay!! my fav music - Putri Iklan



ST12 is a band from Indonesia consist of Pepep (drummer) Pepeng (guitarist) and Charly (vocalist). Baby W the one who ask me to listen to their songs and the 1st song I heard from them is Saat Terakhir (Last Second) I luv their musics. I <3 them


Gratisan Musik

the deans called

need to meet the deans on this coming wednesday night.
U wonder y?
hehehehe

erue with superman


As Im scrolling through pko screenshot, I saw this cool pix =P

erue with superman!!

this saturday going home. yeay!
tommororw got digital lab in the morning and in evening going to do milling >.<

today face is like ...

>.< =.=!
wat da!!! (all the bad words are coming out but need to filter)
the lecturer said if u buy math reference book worth rm80 he will give u 10 free marks for assesment evaluation!
waaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
and he threat us that his quizes are so hard that we will only manage to get 0.1 marks over 5!!!
*fainted*
so he said,if u want to get saved from the killer question, buy the book!!!


project i progress: need to build program to convert heart voltage to heart rate >.< *project i is a unimap program consist of 15 person per group. The group should invent their own device or something that is useful based on concept "student friendly devices".

buy or not

Need to buy books..
hurmmm..
Digital book cost about RM80, thermofluid RM72.
wuaaaaa!!
not including biomedical signal and syestem yet.
hope get JPA scholar.

amin.
I just got 1 class at 8a.m which is on Wednesdayand it's a math class >.<
huermm.....
my english class clashed with Engineering skills(extra class)!!
I hope it will be fixed sooner
sigh -.-
today eat rice with fried fish and some veggies for RM1.50 only.
lols!
chiao

sleepy head.

just 9.31 p.m.
but sleepy like __________
(fill in the blank with your own precise word)
eat rice n grilled fish at noon.
at nite just eat a bun.
doing nothing, less movement, maximum boredom
Energy in > Energy out
lols!(just learn from thermofluid)

*(> is mathematics symbol for greater than=P)

<3

eyes to see
ears to hear
hands to help
legs to walk
mouth to talk
hearts to love <3

Back to school

Yeaa.. goin back to college tommorow. (Why am i so excited???? I am not =.=) This year I need to register for thermofluid, biomedical signal and system, Engineering Math III and Digital. For extra credits, I've registered English :P. Need to pack up now. See you later guys.

Tears from Heaven

All night long,
Tears drop from heaven,
When friendship apart,
And sadness ignites you,
It's like a plague,
That eats you,
Soon all will be fade,
All gone
There is no more reason to cry.
Random thoughts by: Syiroro

How Deep is Your Love

I luv it!




I know your eyes in the morning sun
I feel you touch me in the pouring rain
And the moment that you wander far from me
I wanna feel you in my arms again

And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love and then softly leave
And it's me you need to show ....

How deep is your love? (how deep is your love?)
I really need to learn
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down
When they all should let us be
We belong to you and me

I believe in you
You know the door to my very soul
You're the light in my deepest darkest hour
You're my saviour when I fall
And you may not think
I care for you
When you know down inside
That I really do
And it's me you need to show ....

How deep is your love? (how deep is your love?)
I really need to learn
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down
When they all should let us be
We belong to you and me

How deep is your love? (how deep is your love?)
I really need to learn
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down
When they all should let us be
We belong to you and me

How deep is your love? (how deep is your love?)

So Long

LOL! That's all I can say. For thousand years,now Im back to write more. Im really enjoying my semester break and write nothing in my blog. As usual, pko addict is back! But,I still can control it. hehe. For all my friends in pko, Dleh, MegahAngkasa2,Spawow Mawow, Ain, Ramen, Twinkle, Aiman and not forgetting my lovely HK. Good Luck in your life. You guys rocks! xD This song is specially dedicted for u guys.


Lil creature


Hey u lil creature,
U look so sweet,
I have stolen ur coins,
Where can I sell it?

Haha no hi


Haha no Hi Mama!!
Happy Mother's Day!
Selamat Hari Ibu!
U r my inspiration :)







Reminder


Monday-20 April - 2.30p.m : Engineering Math ll
Friday - 24 April - 9.00 a.m : Communication and ICT skills
Saturday - 25 April - 9.00 a.m : Bahasa Melayu Universiti
Monday - 27 April - 9.00 a.m : Analog Electronics
Wednesday - 29 April - 2.30 p.m : Engineering Mechanics
Monday - 4 May - 2.30 p.m : Engineering Material
Friday - 8 May - 3.00 p.m : German

keine lust

Im not in the mood to write any stories. Sorry.. In german's languege I have no mood is Ich habe keine lust. xD



p/s to sis: I want dat keychain! Cute!! and above, I found a cute cartoon hugging a bunny. Hope you like it. xD

bus bus bus


went there by bus.
go back by bus.
again 12km away by bus.
another 12km back by bus.
opss...
I should take a bus again.
now im in front of a screen here because of a bus.
thanx bus!



p.s: guess how many times I ride a bus in a day? =)




A lil note

Sorry Graphics


Sorry, too busy to update my blog. I'll update sooner. Gomennasai.

upin & ipin

Upin & Ipin is an innovative and most outrageous Malaysian animation series about 5 years old twins made from creative mind production crew of Les' Copaque. Upin and Ipin telling their experiences on childhood life. It is being told from their perspective in such a way that is simple, comical and hilarious. Here are the 4 main characters of Upin and Ipin animation:




Upin: Upin is the elder twin brother of Ipin, though only by 5 minutes. He is the more outspoken one and usually the mastermind behind the cheeky antics the twins do. He is distinguished by a twirl of hair on top of his head




Ipin: Ipin is the younger twin brother of Upin. He is the slightly quieter sidekick to his brother. His trademark is his habit to agree to any statements by saying "*Betul, betul, betul." He is obsessed with fried chicken. (*Betul means right).




Kak Ros: Ros is the elder sister of Upin and Ipin. She has a reputation of being fierce but is actually a loving and gentle sister. She loves to tease her brothers when the opportunity arises.




Opah: Opah is the grandmother of Upin, Ipin and Ros. She is kind and gentle-hearted, and tends to spoil the twins. She is a fountain of worldly and religious wisdom.


Visit http://www.upindanipin.com.my/home.html for mobiles downloads and more interesting stuff!

Get well soon


Pity her, we thought it just some bed bugs rashes but thanwe realized it's like all over her body and palm. Asked her to go medical check and the doc said it was chicken pox. She got 2 weeks medical leave. OMG! She have to skip all the classes, lab test and presentation session for her "Program i" and her english lesson. Get well soon. We pray for ur health.

Chicken pox symptoms:
1.Begins with low grade fever, mild headache and feeling of weakness
2.Tiny red spots appear on chest and back.

For more information and home remedies on chicken pox, check out http://www.home-remedies-for-you.com/remedy/Chicken-Pox.html

Sonnet 18

Sonnet 18 is my fav Shakespear's peom. I've learned about this poem when im in form 4. So, I would like to dedicate this poem especially to my mum, dad, sis, bro and baby w. You're the most loveliest person in my life. You are the sun at the day and the full moon in the night who give light to me and always one step behind me. I owe you and always pray for u. Thank you very much for always being there for me. Roses and kisses for you. =*



Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou growest:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this and this gives life to thee

Guess Guess Guess

This pic is not edited. It's real. I did it on purpose. Tell me, which one is real, which one is the reflection? Good Luck! hehehe..

48 more days to go!


E is for exams! oh no!! 48 days to go before the final exam. @.@ Its so scary. Time goes by just in a second. Here are some drafts on my final exam dates and time:





20 April 09: Engineering Math 2
23 April 09: Analog Electronics
24 April 09: Skills and ICT in Communications
25 April 09: Bahasa Melayu University
29 April 09: Engineering Mechanics
04 May 09 : Engineering Materials
08 May 09 : German language

A note to sis

To sis:

I want to see my new shoes!
Plis show me the pic! :DDD =pppp


that's all for today. hehe.. my stomach is fulled with chinese fried rice and grilled fish and sotong celup tepung xD


p/s: the above pic i grab from the net. It's somesort like a joke huh? o.o


Studentin


As a student, we should try our best and never give up! Hectic day every day I could say. But, all of this hectic and busy life style is for our own preparation towards career world later. We have to manage time well, be punctual, focus during lecture (Sometimes i feel sleepy, i admit!) and do assignments. Isn't it the same like career routine? I remembered my mentor in matriculation programme tell us that Islam train us to be discipline by praying 5 times a day. If you skip one time, then it means you are lack of dicipline. Now, judge yourself by the life you lead. It is important to know yourself by yourself and by people's view.
reminder: Unimap produce approximately 3000 engineers per year. Some of other universities maybe more. If you cannot excel now, how can you compete with others? -diligence, pray, tawakal,never give up, do the best, dean's list! (I want every sem.6 more to go!)-


note: yay! tommorow goin home.. =]. want to go and meet nana-chan. she goin far away from me! plis bring me with u =p

*Hearts crying*



I know Im not perfect, I dont have the look, I dun have the shape and I dun have the voice. This is not about being a celebrity or a superstar, but as a human being. I feel so sad and humiliated when people always imitate my voice. I know I dont have a nice voice like Britney but I dont need people to ask me to be a puppet voice or a cartoon voice and even asked me to be a singer. Not just a singer, but the one who sang chipmunks and cartoons. I had enough of this, I dont need such. I just want to be a normal person who can stand in front of people and talk as many as I can without being laughed at. Please, dont judge a person by its voice and its appearence, but by its heart. Who always care for your feelings, who always think about you and who always protect you. I dont mind if I dont have friends cause I still have my family and Allah who always care and know me the best.

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop peddling.-- Claude Pepper



Tensile test

Tensile test is a method used to determine stress-strain behaviour of materials which is essentials for materials and design engineers (Im not goin to be one of them. Im a biomedician ok =p). This test let us know several properties such as yield strength, ultimate tensile strength,etc. Here are some pics while we're conducting the experiment.

Mr.Sayuti explaining on how to use the machine

A demo from En.Anuar.our technician guy.
Girls talk?? -.-After the breakpoint , this is what happen
Cup and cone effectMeasuring the diameter of my waist =p

I have no idea

Measuring her glasses

This one i dunno >.<











What I want to eat right now.

OMG.. Im so hungry right now. Im so hungry like I can eat the whole chicken. lol. That's line is from Lion King but I change it a bit. =p
Im dreaming of foods .. .Something nice to put in ur mouth and yummy! All Im thinking right now is home and Im thinking of going back home next week to settle some of my personal problems. Back to the main topic, below are the list of what I want to eat right now and what I dont:
What I want to eat:
1. Mummy's cook (so many to list)
i) I want to eat ur choc cake =p
ii) Char Kueyteow(bon apetite)
iii) Nasi ayam (marvellous..ulala :p)
iv) Tomyam (kaw punye oh!)
v) Sayur Padprik(the best in the world!)
vi) Kari ikan and sambal belacan (kampung style)
vii) Banana pancakes
viii) Steak
Conclusion: Everything that u cook i want to eat. hee hee. Suddenly i remember nasi lemak =s

2. Anywhere I can find:
i) Ais Kacang
ii) Satay
iii) Sushi
iv) Tokayaki (or takoyaki? confused =.=.help plis)
v) Somtam
vi) Laksa Siam

What I dont want to eat:
1. Biscuits
2. Biscuits
3. Biscuits
4. Instant noodles
5. Twiggies.

p/s: Tired of eating this already. I want mummy's cook!






numer


Hye guys, can you see the image above? It tells why number 1 is one, two is two and three is three. Its because of their angles! Can u see? Number one has one angle. Based on the image, angle is symbolic by the circle. The modern numbers that we always used are known as "arabic numbers" . They are popularised by arabic but originally used by the early phonecian traders. Anyway, today Im going to share something that I have learned from deutsch class. It is on how to count and spell numbers. I know it sounds childish, but it's fun to know other language isn't it? Lets get started. :D


1 - eins
2 - zwei
3 - drei
4 - vier
5 - fünf
6 - sechs
7 - sieben
8 - acht
9 - neun
10-zehn
11-elf (not the fairy ok! =p)
12-zwelf
13-dreizehn
14-vierzhen
20-zwanzig (opps..i skip number 15-19 coz u its the same like how to say 13 and 14)
21- einzundzwanzig
22-zweiundzwanzig
30-dreiβig (β is double 's')
40-vierzig
100-hundert or einhundert

note: only for dreiβig we use 'β', for others we use 'z' such as sechzig.

Have fun counting! Enjoy =)

Ostrich..

Yeay! me with big bird :p not the one from sesame street okey? hehehehe. Today Im goin to share some info about animal (tiere in germans lang) which is Im focusing on ostrich. There is like 6 or 7 ostriches in my college. My dad said they was the gift from the State Minister. Here are some info about ostriches:

  • Ostrich is a flightless swift running african bird.
  • They have long neck, long leg and two toes on each foot.
  • The ostrich is the largest species of bird.
  • They lay the largest egg of any bird species.
  • They are capable to run about 74km/h (46 mph).
  • They eat plants and insects.
  • They live in nomadic group between 5 to 50 birds.
  • The ostrich will either hide itself by lying flat against the ground or run away when threatened.
  • A kick from their powerful leg can cause serious injury and even death!
  • They are farmed around the world for their feathers and meat.

Tchus.. said the ostrich. It means bye bye =p

To Mira, with love

Alles Gute zum Gubertstag!
O-tanjoubi omedetou gozaimasu!
Bonne Fete!
Happy Birthday!
Selamat Hari Jadi!
Sie sind schon 20 Jahre alt.
heart n roses for u :p

Roses are red.Violet are blue.Sugar is sweet.but not as sweet as you! =)______________________________________________________________________

Birthdays are happy events,

Times when dreams come true.

So dream a good dream (and let someone know!),

It just might work for you!
Have a happy celebration.

One you’ll always recall, And be aware on this day of days,

You’re the most special person of all!
-By Karl Fuchs-



the times


Gadisku Dalam Koma
This song is mainly about her girl who's in coma. It was sang by a Malaysian Indie band called The Times with their newest hit single called KhayalKhayalan. But this song was in their 2004 album entitled "Soda Pop Rock and Roll". Other cool songs by them are Kasanova, Disko Dansa, Lipstik , Singapura-Kuala Lumpur and many more! Go get their album now!


tongue twister

My friends always do tongue twister when they come back from their English language class. It is said that tongue twister rythm will help speakers find a natural inotation. Try it now coz it's so fun and twisting ur tongue =x!

She sell sea shell on the sea shore,
The shell that she sell is a sea shore shell.
If she sell sea shell on the sea shore,
Where are the sea shell that she sell on the sea shore?
____________________________________________________________________
How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?
A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies
____________________________________________________________________
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?


Special message to Baby W:

I heart u. The best thing about me is you - Shanon Crown

icy cold


Do you know?

  • Cold water or ice can help insomnia patient to get back to normal sleep ways.
  • Ice or cold water can increase memory term.
  • Chewing ice can help strengthen teeth especially for kids.
  • But drinking cold water can also decrease the function of digestion system.

Alien GUIse theme

I realize my friend, Sanah, using an alien theme for her VAIO and it look so smart. So, I tried to install it on my xp home and as the result, my GUI look totally super duper cool like an alien vista os! Credit to Sanah. =)! You can try to download it at : http://www.alienware.com/community/alienguise/theme-manager.aspx . Below is the view of the alien GUI on my notebook.



hot hot heat

Hot hot heat or commonly known as hhh is one of my favorite band. It is a rock band from Victoria, British Columbia, Canada. The band consist of four members ,Steve Bays (vocal and keyboard), Paul Hawley (drummer), Dustin Hawthorne (bass), and Luke Paquin (guitar). Their musics genre including Indie rock, Dance punk, New wave and Post-punk revival. The most hit playback songs by me are elevator, goodnight and bandages. Ich mag hhh!! muashmuash!



Katze.. meowww (='.'=)


Ich habe ein katze.
Die katze heiβt Memei.
Sie ist weiss und orange.
Sie ist zwei jahre alt
_______________________

I have a cat.
The cat's name is Memei.
She is white and orange.
She is two years old.